humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

Hm.

dirkcrocker:

ainsil:

dirkcrocker:

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:B

(I hope this helps a bit?)

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mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them
in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal

mountaindave:

strawberrypatty:

thepfa:

nohetero:

scottthepilgrim:

which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

When analogies fail but then actually are super truthful.

I think someone needs to put a fedora on the seal



drjacquesplante:

cataclyzmic:

hopelessdevotiontofandoms:

missholmesss:

yeahwriters:

randomhouse:

sexy-actor-audio:

The Seven Ages of Man- Shakespeare

Read by Benedict Cumberbatch

We’re reblogging this because of, um, reasons. Literary reasons.

#porn

ive always loved this speech but ben just made it over ninethousand times hotter

Wow, combined with that beautiful music… My body has no other way to react than to just melt into a puddle.

grim-assassin:

Fucking idiot

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

Shezza. 

shelbycragg:

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

radycat:

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annabeth and her giant tree best friend thalia because this is totally how it went shut up my word is law

puffoon:

when u try ur hardest to draw but not a single line comes out right

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