spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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jackfrostciicle:

dammitstrider:

flashyredturk:

toniso:

godtie:

John: so when dave was up here for a visit there was a snow storm

John: he seemed a little overwhelmed with how much snow there was

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click the pictures to see what was going through dave’s mind in each picture!

i couldnt resist when we got this much snow

Yep, every Texan reacts that way. I should know

this was literally me i have pictures and everything.

iim from texas

this is literally how we react to snow

ask my dad

he had to literally drag me inside last time it snowed

im texan but i would probably react this way when it comes to snow anyways

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toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

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FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

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giftieart:

Garnet is a babe and no one can convince me otherwise.

Bit of a sketch dump of Garnet in Estelle’s(her voice actress) outfits!

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rosiebudz:

seetobe:

surfandwrite:

thesoftghetto:

niggawithablog:

locc-2dabrain:

krxs10:

why THE FUCK is no one talking about this

why isnt this on the news

we all know the reason why. stop the bullshit.

And this shit happened on May 18…MAY 8-FUCKING-TEENTH!

Story

I read the article and this honestly makes me so fucking angry. I encourage all my followers to reblog the shit out of this. Share it on your Facebook and Twitter, too.

Please spare some time for Darren Rainey. This is a horrific brutality against a human being that is being swept under the rug by most media. 

what the fuck

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g5e6o2:

krystalrneth:

i don;t even know why i stay up late all i do is find new ways to hate myself

Dude

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replace every vowel in your url with “ub”

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zubat:

zubat:

Calling the Ferguson Police Dept. and requesting information about Antonio French’s release

After posting this video, I discovered new information that states his arrest and release are public record and according to the Missouri Revised Statutes, Chapter 610 “Governmental Bodies and Records”, Section 610.200, information about whether his arrest involved a crime or infraction is supposed to be available to the public for copying and inspection. So I called a second time. A different operator answered and I asked, “I would like to request information about Antonio French’s arrest and release.” He told me Antonio French is on a 24 hour hold. I asked if his arrest involved a crime or infraction and the operator told me that he couldn’t give that information over the phone. When I asked why, he said it was “policy.” I asked him to read me the policy and he refused to because “it wasn’t in front of him and he’s not going to look for it.” I told him that according to the statutes, that information must be made available to the public. He told me, “Okay, you went to law school. You know how to read. That’s great, but I’m not releasing that information to you. Do you have any more questions?”

"Yes. Will you please read me the policy that states you can’t release information regarding his arrest over the phone?"

"No. Any more questions?"

"Yes. What is your name?" He hung up.

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the-uncensored-she:

theafrikahnpoet:

drziggystardust:

appropriately-inappropriate:

jcoleknowsbest:

kropotkindersurprise:

An activist from the International Solidarity Movement blocks IDF soldiers from shooting at protesting Palestinians in Gaza, saying “You’re shooting at kids, don’t you understand that? Just pull back!
[video]

SMFH… Disgusting…

Guys. This is a woman grappling with an armed soldier wearing nothing but a jacket.

I think we need to know her name.

Diana Prince 

this is why I wanted to be a war journalist. how powerful is this segment. why did it not make it on the news?

Because Western/US media supports Israel’s war crimes, just as the US funds and arms Israel’s ethnocidal regime.

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beammeupsc0ttie:

Green Day lead singer Billie Joe Armstrong wrote this about his father, who died of cancer on September 1st, 1982. At his father’s funeral, Billie cried, ran home and locked himself in his room. When his mother got home and knocked on the door to Billie’s room, Billie simply said, “Wake me up when September ends.”

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OCTOBER IS A MONTH AWAY
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Eyes!

cute ass flower questions
- Daisy: : How old were you when you had your first kiss?
- Carnation: : If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
- Jasmine: : What color looks best on you?
- Foxglove: : Name three facts about your family.
- Allium: : What's the best thing you can cook?
- Orange Blossom: : If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
- Calla Lily: : If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
- Poinsettia: : Favorite holiday dish?
- Oxlip: : Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
- Primrose: : Favorite kind of soup?
- Daffodil: : What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
- Rose: : Are you currently in love with someone?
- Amsonia: : Would you ever become a vegan?
- Peony: : What's your favorite hot beverage?
- Tulip: : For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
- Myrtle: : Do you like going on airplanes?
- Hibiscus: : Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
- Zinnia: : Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
- Poppy: : What color was your childhood home?
- Hydrangea: : Starbucks order?
- Violet: : Do you like where you're from?
- Locust: : What was your favorite book as a child?
- Rhododendron: : What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
- Queen Anne's Lace: : Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
- Magnolia: : Favorite kind of candy?
- Aster: : Would you rather be cold or hot?
- Marigold: : Do you listen to what's on the radio?
- Heliconia: : Do you like when it rains?
- Azalea: : What's a movie you cried while watching?
- Dandelion: : Do you think you're important?
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perfectionstoomainstream:

I’ve saved this since March to post.

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